dumb - SE Members Blog post - syndication express2024-03-29T11:47:52Zhttps://syndicationexpress.ning.com/profiles/blogs/feed/tag/dumbStart Your New Years Off with a Good Laugh!https://syndicationexpress.ning.com/profiles/blogs/start-your-new-years-off-with-a-good-laugh2014-01-08T17:25:31.000Z2014-01-08T17:25:31.000ZJack McLaughlin (JMAC)https://syndicationexpress.ning.com/members/JackMcLaughlinJMAC<div><p align="center"><span style="color:#ff0000;"> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><em><big>Lawyers<br /> should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.</big></em></strong></span></span></p><p align="center"><br /><br /> <img src="http://www.your-daily-income.com/ibotoolbox/PRimages/grandma.png" alt="grandma.png (317397 bytes)" width="220" height="276" /></p><p style="font-size:16px;text-align:left;" align="center"><font color="#0000CD"><strong>In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'</strong></font></p><p style="font-size:13px;text-align:left;" align="center"><span class="font-size-3"><font color="#0000CD"><strong>The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'</strong></font></span><br /> <span style="font-size:13px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:16px;"><span style="font-size:16px;"><span style="font-size:16px;"><font color="#0000CD"><strong>The defense attorney nearly died. 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