Man Advice for Women

Have you ever considered a topic such as "Man Advice for Women?"

Ladies: Take Heed!

Men and women are two completely separate beings. Men will be infatuated, while the woman is already "In Love."

Man Advice to Women - Truth or Fiction? You Choose...

Most husbands and wives have at least one really touchy topic that can cause them to go over the fence, even consider divorce. It has been said that "sex" and "in-laws" could possibly be ranked pretty high in that topic. And let us not forget "Money."

Let's look at 15 things you should consider "before" marriage:

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11.If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12.The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13.If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14.Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laught at his.

15.Sadly, all men are created equal.

Don't worry men. Truly Fictional! Are Is IT?

The last tip when it comes to Man Advice for Women is this: You're Smarter than you look: Keep up the Image.

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To Your Continued Success,

Angela Valadez

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Comments

Judy Garcia June 13, 2013 at 10:02am

I liked all of them Angela. Good laugh.
Angela Valadez June 6, 2013 at 8:11pm

Thanks Merle. Have a great evening.
Merle Gibbins June 5, 2013 at 4:17pm

I like number 13 Angela. I have never found a man with a good one yet !!! Thanks for sharing and enjoyed the read.
Angela Valadez June 4, 2013 at 2:48pm

It is true that we're different. Thanks for your feedback.
Stephen Edgecombe June 4, 2013 at 12:16pm

No offence taken, Angela. I was really agreeing that men and women are different and noting that meaningful relationships between them are best forged when the differences are recognized and celebrated.
Angela Valadez June 4, 2013 at 11:10am

Thanks Patti.
Angela Valadez June 4, 2013 at 11:10am

Stephen it mostly a joke, don't be offended. Just something to think about:) Thanks for commenting.
Stephen Edgecombe June 4, 2013 at 10:55am

Angela, I am not sure about the validity of this advice, but will concede that men and women are uniquely different creatures. A healthy relationship between the two is based on recognizing and appreciating those differences. What amazes me in that in our culture we want to blure the uniqueness. I wonder if God knew what he was doing when he made male and female!
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Terri Pattio June 4, 2013 at 6:38am

I found your article very interesting and funny too. Enjoyed reading it and shared on Facebook and tweeted.

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