I found these amusing quotes at: http://dennysfunnyquotes.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-quotes-about-jobs-and-work.html. There were more than these; so if you enjoy these, visit the site.
- Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. ~ Paula Poundstone
- The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. ~ Anonymous
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~ Robert Frost
- One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. ~ Bertrand Russell
- The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. ~ Robert Frost
- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. ~ Robert Frost
- People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. ~ Ogden Nash
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job. ~ Jay Leno
- The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~ Stanley J. Randall
- A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. ~ "Fats" Domino
- If a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station? ~ Anonymous
- Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~ Doug Larson
Comments
Very good Julie, made my day !
Love em
Thanks Terri. These brightened my day a bit, so I thought I'd share to do the same for others.
Great quotes Julie and I'm very happy to share your post for you. Have a great day and weekend.