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A Fool's Guide To Happiness

Joseph Tom Riach – Author of successful living books and mystery novels, vivid views of life and business”A Fool's Guide To Happiness” is the 7th in my 2022 series of articles based on my real life experiences, professional insights, personal views and fun stories. My hope is that in them you find joy and inspiration.

A FOOL'S GUIDE TO HAPPINESS 
by Joseph Tom Riach

Your fool's guide to happiness - Instructions


         * Wake up feeling angry. Kick the cat. Chastise the children.

         * Stuff down a stale roll. Slurp a sloppy coffee.

        * Pick a fight with spouse. Slam door on way out.

      * Commute to your paid employment. Launch a foul-mouthed tirade at the jampack of cars on the highway. Or kick fellow zombies in the mass melee madness of the tube. Preferably both.

       * Arrive at work late. Finger your boss behind his back.

      * Adjourn to the collective complaining committee at the coffee' machine.

      * Whinge about – SPACE - enter here any subject. It matters not what. The less you know about it the better.

      * Stare at computer screen. Abuse client on phone. Feel exhausted. Go for lunch.

      *  Pig on a cardboard burger and rancid relish at a fast crap joint .

     * Return to 'work'. Repeat morning procedure but with renewed resentment.

   * Abandon 'work' early. Go to pub. Indulge in hollow humour with brain fuddled drinkers, junkies and smartphone addicts.

     * Stagger home. Stand on cat. Ignore children.

     * Fail to find dinner ... or spouse. Read the - "I'm out of here" - note pinned to doll effigy of yourself. Feel no emotion.

     * Fall asleep on couch. Snore a lot and pass wind.

     * Wake up feeling angry .....

     Read the above. Memorise it. Practice it. Soon you will become accomplished in the art. You will do it on autopilot.

     Congratulations! You now are a fool's guide to happiness!

 I am Tom Riach. I live and write in the sunny south of Portugal. 

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  • Top Commentor

    That's truly a "Fools Guide to Happiness" Tom.  That scenario probably plays out in households across the Earth 
    everyday!  And it's a nightmare that most people actually choose for themselves.  When someone
    tells me how much they hate their job, I will suggest maybe you should think about starting your
    business.  First, you get the blank stare, then all the reasons why they can't.  Then back to complaining
    some more.  

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    • Top Commentor

      Aah-ha Robin, yes the blank stare and the excuses. You and I clearly have many shared experiences! :-)

  • Top Video Contributor

    Your post is close to what we are taught, "be self-employed" is not what we hear.  Thanks, Tom.

  • Top Video Contributor

    As usual, I thoroughly enjoyed it.  I am heading for the couch right now for a nice nap, and there is the cat, thanks, Tom.  

    • Top Commentor

      Our self-employed world is an altogether different dynamic to that which I portray in the article George - cats notwithstanding!

  • Top Member

    This is not me, unfortunately there are a lot of people in the world are like this and might not realize it. 

    Hopefully people will read your post and make changes for a better life.

    • Top Commentor

      If my humour entertains and enlightens just a little, then it's well placed Terri. I've observed all the various strands of the piece, at dufferent times in my experience. 

    • Top Member

      It definitely does both Tom Remember the old saying "Experience is the best teacher."

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