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THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: I Bet This will bring back allot of memories for several!

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME:

 

1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it."

 

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."

 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

 

4. My mother taught me about OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

5. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

 

6. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you."

 

7. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when we get home."

 

8. My mother taught me about GENEOLOGY. "Shut that door... You think you were raised in a barn?"

 

9. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids... I hope they turn out just like you!"

 

10. My mother taught me about LOGIC. "Because I said so, That's why."

 

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until your spinach is gone."

 

12. My mother taught me about IRONY. "Keep crying. I'll give you something to cry about."

 

Share if you've ever hear these words from your mother's mouth or possibly said them a time or two yourself!

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Comment by elzie David Jackson jr on August 24, 2013 at 9:54am
I'm guilty of using and hearing all that as a kid and with my kids
Comment by Carla Mason on August 24, 2013 at 9:48am

Number 12! Oh my goodness! I'm like you just spanked me, and I shouldn't be crying?! These were good ones and often heard!

Comment by Rieke Fleischer on June 14, 2013 at 2:22am

LOL - seems as this nowadays doesn't work any longer as Moms aren't any longer respectful persons. At least this trend is obvious in some European countries.

Comment by Sandy Blomstrom on May 19, 2013 at 2:35pm

Guilty on all charges ...heard them as a kid and said them to my kids :) Aren't mothers great? Thanks Robyn ...sure brought back memories.

Comment by Robyn Pelzer on May 19, 2013 at 12:40am

Terri, Latresse, Merle, Elzie David, Angela, Julie, Carolyn and Kathryn thank you so very much for your time, kind words and sharing spirit. much Continued Success and Blessings to each and everyone of you. Forgive me for the delay in reading posts and getting back to you I'm still learning my way around the system. Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks.

Comment by Kathryn Ali on May 18, 2013 at 6:18pm

LOL oh my ..I have heard so many of these if not from my parents than from someone else's parent teehee.  Very funny.  Thank you for sharing  'THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: I Bet This will bring back allot of memories for several!'

Comment by Carolyn Almennigen on May 18, 2013 at 1:54pm

Great post! Loved it!

Comment by Julie Klein on May 18, 2013 at 10:13am

I love these Robyn.  There are a few of those that both my mother and father said as I was growing up.  I'll share this fun post.

Comment by Angela Valadez on May 18, 2013 at 8:03am

I'm with Terri.  #12 stands out.  "Keep crying.  I'll give you something to cry about."  Miss mom. Thanks for sharing.  Liked and Shared.

Comment by elzie David Jackson jr on May 18, 2013 at 1:01am
Amen have to both of them

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