Some words that women choose to use can be somewhat universal in nature.
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.---Bill Cosby
Some definitions of the "Words" that Women choose to Use - The American version:
FINE - This is the word most used at the end of an argument when we feel we are right; but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES - This is usually half an hour. Much more equivalent to the 5 minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash; so could possibly end up as an even trade.
NOTHING - If you ask her what is wrong and she says "NOTHING," this means "something" and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last 5 minutes and end with the word FINE.
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about 5 minutes when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
SOFT SIGH - Again not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. " That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead."" At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome."
THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
[Author Unknown]
"Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor." Coco Channel
This is to ALL men to warn them about future arguments they can avoid by remembering all the terminology:)
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Angela Valadez
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Comments
Thanks Fiona and Merle. Appreciate..
Great post and I can relate to most of them !!!
Thanks. Glad you all had a great laugh, Ron, Terri, Joan, Judy and Timothy. Great evening to you all.
Ha ha ha! Love it.
Awesome post Angela I needed a good laugh today.
Lady you sure picked a great topic and I must share this one on the Syndication Express blog and many other places too.
Funny but pretty accurate.
I can relate as well Julie. Glad you enjoyed.
This was such fun to read Angela! I'll have to admit I do use some of those words in the way you describe. My husband says a couple of them as well. Very amusing. I'll share this for more to enjoy.